
So, I was reading the newspaper this morning while enjoying my French Toast when I came across a small article. Although it was tiny, this article opened my eyes as wide as they could go.

It turns out that, according to a credible National Governing Body, a recent study shows that
58% of African American children don't know how to do
what?Let's keep the responses relatively PC, ok? Save the racist jokes for another blog...
ANSWER TIME: I can say that I am a part of this statistic (which explains the title of this post)...
TAKE A DEEP BREATH